“THEY’RE ONLY NOODLES, MICHAEL” – LOST BOYS PARODY 🍜🧛♂️
A bite-sized tribute to one of the most memorable scenes in cult horror history. This funny, bold tee brings back the Lost Boys moment when Chinese takeout becomes a vampiric illusion. Featuring a cartoon-style noodle box filled with worms, it’s perfect for movie buffs and Halloween fans.

Playfully dark, totally nostalgic, and perfect for those who love 80s horror quotes with a twist.

✅ Available in soft unisex tees and cozy sweatshirts
✅ DTG printed for rich, lasting color
✅ Inspired by The Lost Boys – iconic line, original artwork
✅ Ideal for spooky season, horror nights, or film lovers

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